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MAKE YOUR
AD SAVAGE

Stop writing boring listings. Let our AI roast your stuff into legend. From mildly spicy to absolutely unhinged.

How It Works
5 Steps to a Savage Ad
1
Describe what you're selling. In the box below, enter details about your product, service, listing, or offer. The more detail you give SAL, the more savage the result.
2
Set your Savage Level and pick a personality. Use the slider to dial in how aggressive you want your ad — from mildly spicy to completely unhinged. Then choose a personality style that fits your vibe.
3
Select a payment option. Choose a single ad for $4.99 or unlock unlimited ads for $24.99/month. Secure checkout powered by Stripe.
4
After payment, hit Generate. Return to this page, scroll down, and tap the Generate button. SAL — our AI savage salesperson — will get to work immediately.
5
Copy your ad and unleash it. Once your savage ad is ready, copy it and post it wherever you're selling. Results may vary. Use at your own risk.
What Are You Selling?
Pick Your Personality
SAVAGE LEVEL 1
MILDDANGEROUSNUCLEAR
MILD — Just a Little Spicy
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Standard Savage Level 1
GO SAVAGE OR GO HOME
Single Ad
$4.99
one-time purchase
  • 1 premium savage ad
  • All 9 personality voices
  • Full savage slider (1-10)
  • No watermark option
  • Commercial use license